Here vs. there...

Our other home of Rockville, MD, is under a severe weather alert for tonight:

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN STERLING VIRGINIA HAS ISSUED A WIND CHILL ADVISORY...WHICH IS IN EFFECT FROM MIDNIGHT TONIGHT TO 12 PM EST MONDAY.

TEMPERATURES WILL DROP TO NEAR 10 ABOVE EARLY MONDAY MORNING. WHEN COMBINED WITH WINDS...WINDCHILLS AS LOW AS 5 BELOW CAN BE EXPECTED NEAR DAWN.

Oh, no! Wind chills are low as five to ten degrees above the temperature here in Fargo with no wind at all! Run for the hills! We're expected to hit a temperature of minus-28F tonight, with an unspeakably low wind chill. Do we get an alert? Nope.